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Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

Seen just now on Twitch:

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Going viral on X:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Just shared via Threads:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Just shared via Discord:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Seen just now on YouTube:

It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

Trending via Discord:

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

Live now on Telegram:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Seen just now on X:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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89 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

51 shares on Discord this month:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

48 shares on Telegram this month:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

58 shares on Threads this month:

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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20 folks are currently checking 👀

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Breaking via TikTok:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

Just landed via Telegram:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Trending via Discord:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Shared recently on X:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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