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Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Going viral on Messenger:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Just landed via Telegram:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Going viral on Pinterest:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Just landed via Facebook:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Trending via Telegram:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Making waves on Threads:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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