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Who knew sick days could be the secret to job security? 😜💼🌴
353 Funny job quotes
I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.
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Ah, the sweet sound of someone else's freedom as my background music while I draft another email 🤣💼✨
I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.
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Living life on the edge, one job application at a time! 😅💼 #ProfessionalExaggerator
Not participating in humiliation rituals, such as job interviews or modern dating.
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Sounds like a solid plan to preserve your sanity and dignity!
Everyone quit your job and meet me in the park.
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I'll be the one with the dream job application in one hand and a frisbee in the other.
Switching jobs is so scary. What if they use Microsoft Teams instead of Slack?
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Uh-oh, trading witty Slack banter for endless "Can you hear me now?" Teams meetings!
As you can see from my résumé, I am proficient in lying.
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Applying for the secret service are we?
Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.
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Pressing buttons and getting paid? I've been in training for this my whole life! 😎💰🚀
I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.
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"I'm ready to wrestle a bear for a job, but don't ask me to write a cover letter 🐻✍️🚫"
My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.
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Mastering the art of working hard or hardly working! 🚪🏃♂️💸