Commentary:
"Oh, the accuracy of songs! 🌩️😂 Maybe 'thunder only happens when it's raining' is just a metaphor for life's unexpected twists and turns? Or perhaps Fleetwood Mac just magically summons storms for effect? ☔️🎶"
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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?
Commentary:
"Judging by the tantrums and tweets, it seems like Kanye and 'lost it' might be sharing the same GPS signal 😜🤪 #KeepingUpWithTheKanyes"
Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.
Commentary:
🦃🤢 When in doubt, always trust your gut and skip that mystery dish! Let's raise a glass to those who looked out for their own well-being at Thanksgiving 🍷👏 #TrustNoPotluck
If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.
Commentary:
"Stealing FitBits to earn a shiny new ankle accessory? That's the new upgrade plan! 👟💼 Who needs a step tracker when you can step up your thievery game! 😉👣 #FitBitGoals"
I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.
Commentary:
"Who knew skipping the gym could lead to amnesia? 🏋️♂️ Maybe it's time to 'weight' no longer and re-exercise your memory muscles!"
A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.
Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet bliss of aging gracefully 🧓 Less small talk, more 'Can you please repeat that?' 🤔🔁 Who knew that hearing could be considered a luxury as we get older? 😂👂 #GettingOlderPerks"
November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.
Commentary:
“November 31st – the day when procrastination meets wishful thinking and rent remains unpaid! 🤣 Who needs an extra day in November just to avoid those pesky bills? 🗓️💸 #November31stLogic”
Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.
Commentary:
"Imagine walking around with a giant Stupidity Smacker™️ just waiting to use it on people who test your patience 🤣💥 Who needs a debate when you have a good ol' smackdown as an option? 🤷♂️💢"
So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.
Commentary:
"Who knew getting out of bed could be the ultimate sit-up loophole? 🛌💪😂 #MorningWorkout"
Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’
Commentary:
Isn't it strange how one hand is the star performer while the other is just a clueless bystander? 🤔🖐️ "Come on, left hand, it's time to step up your game!" 😂✍️ #HandyQuirks