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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Spotted on Twitch:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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