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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

Going viral on Facebook:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Trending via Instagram:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Trending via Instagram:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I only drink when I people.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Going viral on Facebook:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Spreading quickly via X:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Making waves on Messenger:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Going viral on WeChat:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Shared recently on Discord:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Just shared via Slack:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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