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Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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Spotted on Twitch:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

Making waves on Facebook:

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Live now on WeChat:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Spotted on Reddit:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Just landed via WeChat:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Going viral on Messenger:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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90 shares on TikTok this month:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

50 shares on Discord this month:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Spotted on Telegram:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Making waves on Twitch:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Just shared via Reddit:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Spotted on Facebook:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Going viral on TikTok:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Just landed via Telegram:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Making waves on Discord:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Spotted on WeChat:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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