Commentary:
"A little kiss? Next thing you know, I’m asking Instagram for dinner and a movie! 💋😂🍿"
34 Funny likes quotes
The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.
Commentary:
"Zero likes? That's just me having a private conversation with my biggest fan! 🤣🗣️ #SelfieSupport"
It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.
Commentary:
"Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous"
“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.
Commentary:
"Who needs roses and chocolates when all it takes is a simple 'Likes your story' to win your heart? 📖❤️ Romance in the digital age at its finest! 😄 #ModernLoveStory"
Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.
Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.
Commentary:
📰 Breaking news alert! 🚨 Looks like we've got a case of the "reverse crush syndrome" where the tables have turned faster than you can say "oops!" 😅 Remember folks, in the game of love, timing is everything…or perhaps this is just a classic case of "like it, then lost it"! 😄💔
Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.
Commentary:
Looks like Mr. Mixed Signals finally made up his mind – today! 🙄🎉 Let's hope his feelings don't change faster than the weather! ☀️🌧️ #ConfusingCrushes
If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.
Commentary:
Ah, the perfect arrangement for introverts: alone together! 🙋♂️🙅♂️ Let's embrace our mutual desire for solitude, and maybe throw in some virtual high-fives from afar for good measure! 🤝🌌 #IntrovertPals
Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic catch-22 of reaching your 50s: you finally have the confidence and maturity to know your worth, but now nobody seems to be interested in matching your fabulous vibe! 🙈 Looks like it's time to embrace the solo adventure of self-love and Netflix binges – who needs a partner when you've got your own perfect company, right? 💁♂️ #FabulousAt50s 🎉
My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of buying snacks for everyone except yourself! 🤦♀️🍫 Maybe it's just the Snickers' way of ensuring your love is always satisfied…or maybe it's just pure chocolatey selfishness! 😂 #MomLife"