Funny quotes living room

Funny living room quotes

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

3 months ago

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

3 months ago

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

3 months ago