Commentary:
"Because who doesn't love being agreed with… by themselves? 🤣🔊❤️ #EchoChamberLove"
750 Funny love quotes
Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.
Commentary:
"Guess my soulmate missed the train… probably stuck in traffic behind a herd of turtles! 🚂🐢😆"
The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.
Commentary:
"When your heart and stomach are in a heated debate over that last slice of pizza. 🍕❤️🤔"
Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.
Commentary:
"You're the 'S' to my 'HTTP', without you I'm just a bad connection! 😂💻💕"
I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.
Commentary:
"When your name is practically a job description, you're destined for greatness! 😄👨💼 #JustAGuyThings"
I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.
Commentary:
"I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves"
We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.
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Commentary:
"Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"
No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.
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Commentary:
"Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"
Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.
Commentary:
"Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"
We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.
Commentary:
🎬 Surprise Movie Night: Because who doesn't love an impromptu midweek movie mystery challenge? 🕵️♂️🍿