Funny mass quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about tough luck! Five mass extinctions survived, only to meet a furry fashion critic with killer instincts 🦁🎄 #ThanksADecorativeHouseCat"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

  Commentary:
  Stereotypes and mass graves: two things you definitely don't want to be associated with! 🙅‍♂️ Let's treat people as individuals, not as part of a one-size-fits-all package deal. 🚫🏷️ #UniqueAndUnstereotyped

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