Funny mass quotes

• Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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• Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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• Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

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  2 weeks ago

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• So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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  2 weeks ago

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