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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί has copied:

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡― has bookmarked:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡§ has shared:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡· has shared:

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡· has copied:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ has downloaded:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡§ has viewed:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡· has viewed:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Going viral on Twitch:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Going viral on Reddit:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Spotted on Snapchat:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Making waves on X:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

Breaking via X:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Live now on WeChat:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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73 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

11 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

98 shares on X this month:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

70 shares on Discord this month:

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

17 shares on X this month:

Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡¦ has copied:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡¨ has downloaded:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡· has shared:

Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ύ has downloaded:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Π†t’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡― has bookmarked:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¨ has copied:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡· has viewed:

Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¦ has downloaded:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¬ has copied:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ύ has bookmarked:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Live now on YouTube:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Broadcasted on X:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Seen just now on Facebook:

When they ask β€œhow was your weekend?” answer β€œbetter than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Just landed via Telegram:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Live now on Facebook:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Trending via Instagram:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Freshly posted on X:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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