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"Who says parenting can't be fun and educational at the same time? 🤓🍸 Let's just hope the math problems don't start getting blurry after a few sips! 😂 #MathMomsGoneWild"
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- For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
- Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.
- Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?
- According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.
- Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.
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"Who knew math could be so popular? 💸🧠 Turns out, all you need is a funny-looking paycheck to pull out those trigonometry skills from the depths of your memory! 😂 #MoneyTalks" -
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🧮 "When faced with challenging math problems, some people fold under the pressure… while others embrace it with sass! 💁♂️💡 Posting online with an air of mystery, claiming 'Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem' – oh, the drama, the suspense! 🤓🤫 Who knew math could come with its own hint of mischief?" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between money and time 🤑⏳ If only we could adjust the calendar to suit our finances! Who's with me on petitioning for a 10-day month? 🗓💸 #FinancialGenius" -
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Middle-aged math dilemma: going out for a night on the town feeling like you're 25 again 🍹, only to wake up the next day looking and feeling like you're pushing 70! 🤪🥴 Just another case of arithmetic not adding up in our favor! #AgeIsJustANumber -
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"Looks like time traveling into the past is the only option for that second job to actually save the day! 🔮⏱️💸 #TimeIsMoneyGone" -
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Girl math is like trying to cut a cake with ten thousand spoons 🍰🥄 – talk about an exercise in futility! It's like the universe is playing a cosmic prank on you, leaving you with an arsenal of spoons when all you really wanted was a trusty knife. Oh, what a slice of irony! -
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"Who knew that math and starvation could be such a riot 🤓🍴! Counting calories: the ultimate multitasking experience for those looking to crunch numbers while hunger strikes! 🧮🍔 #MathNerd #HangryHilarity" -
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"Dear Math, we need to talk. I have my own issues to deal with, like trying to remember where I parked my car and figuring out why I still haven't won the lottery 🚗💸. So let's just agree to solve our own problems, shall we? 😉" -
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"Who needs a calculator when you have insomnia? 💤➗💭 You become a human mathematician, crunching numbers in your head all night trying to figure out the elusive equation of sleep time. Just remember, counting sheep does not count as a valid mathematical method! 🐑😂 #SleeplessStruggles"
Top Funny Math Quotes 🔥
- Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.
- I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.
- I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.
- You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!
- I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.
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