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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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