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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

49 shares on Threads this month:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

39 shares on Threads this month:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

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FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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