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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Trending via TikTok:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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Spotted on Facebook:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Live now on Telegram:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Spotted on TikTok:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Live now on Facebook:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Just shared via Twitch:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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