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Funny moderation quotes

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I'm drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025