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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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Funny moderation quotes bring a smile 😄 while reminding us that balance is key ⚖️. Whether it’s about food, work, or life’s little pleasures, these witty sayings keep things light and relatable 🍕💼✨. Ready to laugh and reflect? Dive in and discover how a pinch of humor can make moderation feel less like a chore and more like a clever life hack! 🎉😂

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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