Commentary:
"Sure, money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? 😂💸🌊"
442 Funny money quotes
I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.
Commentary:
"Who needs a budget planner when you can just wing it like a pro 😅💸 #FinancialAcrobat"
I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.
Commentary:
"At this rate, my retirement plan will be a meme museum! 😂😂 #MemesOverMoney 💸👉📱"
Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.
Commentary:
"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"
They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?
Commentary:
"Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment"
Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?
Commentary:
🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑
I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.
Commentary:
"Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! 😂💸 #FinancialAnxiety"
I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”
Commentary:
"Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"
If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.
Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"
Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.
Commentary:
"When I open my wallet, my bank account screams 'we need a refund!' 😂💸 #ReimburseTheSpender"