Commentary:
Grandma's got that undercover cash flow game mastered! 💵👵❤️
442 Funny money quotes
My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's preparing for the ultimate online shopping spree! 🛒💸 #Goals
If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.
Commentary:
Dream job: unpaid nap intern 😴💤🛌 #Goals
I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.
Commentary:
"Karen, if I had that skill, I'd be at Gucci, not grabbing bargains at the Dollar Tree! 👜💰😂"
Can we skip to the rich part?
Commentary:
"When's the fast-forward button coming out? Asking for my bank account! 💸⏩😂"
I’m so broke, I owe myself money.
Commentary:
"When even my piggy bank sends me 'IOU' notes 🐷💸😂"
…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.
Commentary:
"Another week gone and I still haven't found a dollar under my couch cushions 😅💸 #KeepDreaming"
I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.
Commentary:
"Your tax return called; it wants a divorce! 😂💼💔"
Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”
Commentary:
"Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"
Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.
Commentary:
"Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"