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Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,297

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Trending via TikTok:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Spotted on YouTube:

I must retire to my chambers about this.

Just landed via Twitch:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Spotted on Snapchat:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

100 shares on Slack this month:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

60 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

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Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

What does international law say about a third Margarita?

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Just shared via Discord:

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Just shared via Facebook:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

Spotted on Messenger:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Just landed via Reddit:

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

Spotted on Reddit:

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

Just landed via WeChat:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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