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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Reported on YouTube:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Going viral on Snapchat:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Shared recently on X:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Spotted on TikTok:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Shared recently on X:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Just landed via TikTok:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Live now on Threads:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Going viral on Discord:

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Live now on Messenger:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Just shared via Telegram:

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Trending via X:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Live now on Instagram:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Making waves on Facebook:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Going viral on WeChat:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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