Funny offend quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

  Commentary:
  "When you're equal-opportunity offensive! 😂🚀 #SharingTheChaos"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Sorry for the oversight! Next time, I'll send out a personalized 'offense' card to ensure nobody feels left out! 💌🙈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

  Commentary:
  "Well, there goes my faith in your ability to comprehend sarcasm 🤨. Maybe next time I should include a 'sarcasm for dummies' guide along with my comments 📚😂."

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