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Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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Breaking via Instagram:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Just shared via Reddit:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

Spotted on Messenger:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Just landed via YouTube:

Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Seen just now on X:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

58 shares on Threads this month:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

94 shares on Slack this month:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Making waves on Slack:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Breaking via Discord:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Spotted on Discord:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Live now on Telegram:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Trending via Slack:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Going viral on Instagram:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Trending via Twitch:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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