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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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Sane is boring.

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Spotted on Snapchat:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Going viral on WeChat:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Making waves on WeChat:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Making waves on TikTok:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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Making waves on Telegram:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Just shared via Twitch:

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Just shared via WeChat:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Seen just now on X:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Just shared via WeChat:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Making waves on Threads:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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