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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Trending via Messenger:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

Just shared via Messenger:

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

Making waves on Threads:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Going viral on Discord:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

Trending via Messenger:

The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

90 shares on WeChat this month:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

21 shares on Discord this month:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,688

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Live now on X:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Going bananas on Discord:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

Seen just now on Messenger:

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Broadcasted on Slack:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Just landed via WeChat:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Making waves on Threads:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Just shared via Instagram:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

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