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Funny pounds quotes are here to lighten your mood and add a sprinkle of humor to those extra digits on the scale! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether you’re celebrating gains or just embracing the journey, these witty lines will have you laughing out loud while keeping it real. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ• So, get ready to chuckle, smile, and maybe even rethink that next snackโ€”because laughter is the best workout! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜„

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize Iโ€™m not an actor.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like Iโ€™m in some math problem.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means youโ€™re an overachiever.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I canโ€™t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Welcome to your 40s: hereโ€™s ten pounds.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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