Funny pounds quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggles of method acting without a script to follow 🎭🍔 It's a tough gig being a non-actor in the lead role of your own life's drama! Just remember, you're always Oscar-worthy in the highly acclaimed film of your everyday adventures 🎥🌟 #LifeOfNonActor

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the struggles of method acting without even being an actor! 🤷‍♂️🍔 Maybe stick to the method of eating a salad instead next time? Just a thought! 😂 #DietaryDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is eagerly prepping for a fruity math challenge 🍒➕🍒➕🍒➕🍒= 😂 Maybe you'll end up with a cherry pie instead of a solution!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about setting the bar high for yourself! 🎉🍔💪 Who knew weight gain could be seen as an accomplishment? Overachieving in all aspects, including the food coma department! 😂👏

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

  Commentary:
  "Need to shed some pounds for summer? No problem! Just sneak those extra snacks into your luggage at the airport and voilà – instant weight loss, guaranteed! 🧳✈️ Say goodbye to those pesky pounds, bon voyage!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Halloween was not just spooky, but also sneaky with those extra pounds! 🎃👻 Time to banish those ghoulish gains and start fresh. Who knew trick-or-treating could be such a treat for the scale? 😆💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the warm welcome of your 40s: accepting you with open arms… and ten extra pounds! 🎉🍰🍕 Don't worry, those pounds are just a souvenir from your delicious adventures in your 30s! #NewDecadeNewBodyGoals 😅💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days when eating a slice of cake felt like a workout for your metabolism 🍰💪 Now, it seems like even the mere *thought* of food makes the scale jump up! 🍔🚫 #ForkResistance"

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