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Funny pounds quotes

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

3 months ago

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

3 months ago

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

3 months ago

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

3 months ago

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

3 months ago

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

3 months ago

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

3 months ago