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Funny pounds quotes

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025