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No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Going viral on WeChat:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Making waves on Messenger:

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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Funny public space quotes

Funny public space quotes bring a splash of humor to those everyday moments we all share in parks, buses, and plazas 😂🌳 Whether it’s quirky observations or clever takes on people-watching, these gems make waiting in line or chilling on a bench way more entertaining! Ready to laugh out loud while navigating the great outdoors? Let’s dive into some hilarious insights that turn public spaces into comedy stages 🎭🚌✨

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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Live now on Reddit:

Avocado is just green butter.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

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