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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with β€œAnd I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the β€œfor myself” is silent.

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β€œAI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is β€œunexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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