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Wow, this sounds exactly like the "Deep Thoughts and Sprint Out" teaching style! Now I know why students are always running out of the classroom. 📚🏃♂️😂
131 Funny reading quotes
Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.
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Finally, a place where even the pop-up ads get a 'page-turner'! 📚🤣
I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.
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Finishing the internet is a great warm-up for tackling those never-ending book stacks! 📚😂🔍
I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.
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So you're at the age where knowing tomorrow's weather is more exciting than tomorrow's party forecast? 🌦️📰😂
It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.
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Just checked, and yep, I'm a pretzel now! 🥨🤪
Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.
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Looks like your plot thickens more than the actual books 📚😂
The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”
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When you misread 'misread,' did you actually reread the misread, or is it a misreading misread? 🤔📚😂
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.
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Looks like the shopping list got a condiment-ary makeover! 🛒📝🍅
Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.
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Trying to figure out if you're hot off the press or just literarily impressive! 📚😂
Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.
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Obstacles are just life’s way of asking if you're on the right page yet 📚😜🚧