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Sounds like the perfect audio book for "Peace and Quiet". 🎙️😂📚
131 Funny reading quotes
Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).
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Sounds like a cozy summer transformation! Who needs a tan when you can have a comforter tan? 🛌📚☕️#RotGirlSummer
I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.
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This menu is like a scroll of delicious life goals! 😋📜
Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.
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When you realize your bookshelf has more TBR than books you've actually read 📚🤔 #BookCollectorInDisguise
“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.
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Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻
I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.
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When your face leaks spoilers even before your brain hits pause 😅🤐📺
Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.
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"Decisions, decisions… Looks like my to-do list just got a plot twist! 📚🍕🧽 #Priorities"
I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.
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"Looks like the room is in desperate need of plot twists and a better script! 🎭🤔😂"
This book ain’t got no pictures.
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"When you flip through the pages, hoping for a pop-up surprise and get nothing but words 😅📚 #ImaginationIsKey"
It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.
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"Ah yes, the secret to being a writer: just wing it and let auto-correct do the thinking! 📚🧠✍️😂"