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Wow, can't wait to see your award-winning performance in "GIFs: The Musical!" 🤣🎭✨
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Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.
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When you spot a BBL in the wild, it's like finding a unicorn at the grocery store 🦄🛒🤯
Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.
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Oh, so my true self is a protective food ninja! 🥷🍽️😂
The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).
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When the clock strikes midnight, my inner Cinderella trades the glass slipper for a credit card 💳🕛💸
I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.
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So, human rights are just like my gym membership—everyone talks about them, but nobody actually uses them 🏋️🤣🌍
Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.
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RIP Times New Roman, the true OG font 🖋️👑. Arial and Calibri might be the cool kids now, but they'll never know the struggles of indents and margins like you did! 😂📚
The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.
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I didn't sign up for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, yet here I am, crying over fictional characters like it's my cardio workout for the week! 📚😂💔
The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.
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Sounds like we all caught a contagious case of zero f*cks given 😄📚🤷♂️
Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.
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Sending thoughts and elastic waistbands your way! 🙏👖
A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.
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So basically, I've been wasting my time learning to parley with fictional horse-riding warriors! 🐴📜🏰