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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Making waves on Slack:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

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Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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Funny rough quotes bring a hilarious twist to life’s wild moments 🤪🔥 Perfect for those who love a bit of sass with their truth, these quotes pack a punch while keeping you laughing 😂💥 Ready to embrace the rough edges with a smile? Let’s dive into some witty, no-nonsense humor that’s as bold as it is funny! 🎉😎

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Just landed via Twitch:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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