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Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Trending via X:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Just shared via Threads:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Just shared via Threads:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Reported on Threads:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Live now on Reddit:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Making waves on Discord:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Going viral on Slack:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Breaking via WeChat:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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Funny rough quotes bring a hilarious twist to life’s wild moments 🤪🔥 Perfect for those who love a bit of sass with their truth, these quotes pack a punch while keeping you laughing 😂💥 Ready to embrace the rough edges with a smile? Let’s dive into some witty, no-nonsense humor that’s as bold as it is funny! 🎉😎

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Share →: I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Sounds like you're mastering the art of "Long-term Chaos Management" 😂🔧📅
6 months ago
Share →: Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Commentary:
"Back in the day, trying to gauge distances without ball parks was like trying to guess the number of M&Ms in a jar without eating any first. 🤷‍♂️⚾️ #EstimationFail"
6 months ago
Share →: I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in a news-worthy predicament! 📰💩 Times may be tough, but at least you're catching up on the headlines while you… take care of business. 😆 Hang in there, things will smooth out eventually!"

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Messenger:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Shared recently on Twitch:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Breaking via Twitch:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Live now on Facebook:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Just landed via X:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Seen just now on Slack:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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