Funny sabbatical quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

  Commentary:
  Going off the grid without a dramatic exit is the ultimate power move! 🐻💻 Just drop a post like "Off to find bears in caves, see ya later alligators!" and watch the curiosity levels skyrocket! Who needs formal goodbyes when you can leave your followers questioning a potential bear encounter? 🤔🐾 #SocialMediaMystery

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the harsh reality of marriage – it's not all sabbaticals and relaxation! 🤣 Looks like someone didn't get the memo that "for better or for worse" includes vacation time! 💔 #MarriageStruggles #SabbaticalDenied

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

  Commentary:
  "Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical, sipping a margarita on a beach somewhere 🍹☀️🌴 #LifeGoals"

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