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Funny Santa Claus quotes

Funny Santa Claus quotes add a playful twist to the jolly old man of Christmas. 🎅😄 From witty remarks about his North Pole antics to humorous takes on holiday cheer, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of Santa’s merry adventures. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun of the season with Santa Claus! 😂🎄

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74 shares on Twitch this month:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

53 shares on X this month:

They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

71 shares on Threads this month:

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

89 shares on Threads this month:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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