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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Seen just now on X:

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Going viral on TikTok:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Reported on X:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Reported on Slack:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Making waves on Twitch:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Spotted on X:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Going viral on WeChat:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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