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Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Making waves on X:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Breaking via WeChat:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

Going viral on Threads:

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

Trending via WeChat:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Just landed via Twitch:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Making waves on TikTok:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Making waves on YouTube:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

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84 shares on Messenger this month:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

30 shares on Twitch this month:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

96 shares on Threads this month:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

Trending via WhatsApp:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Going viral on Facebook:

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Just landed via Facebook:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Going viral on Discord:

I am half agony, half hope.

Just shared via Facebook:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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