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🌊🦑🐟🌿 "Shoutout to our amazing ancestors for making that epic transition from sea-dwellers to land conquerors! 🙌🏼 But hey, maybe they just got a little too comfortable on land and forgot they had an ocean to run back to? 😂🚶🏽♂️🌊 #EvolutionGoneWild"
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- So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.
- As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.
- Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?
- I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.
- When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.
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- My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.
- Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.
- As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.
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