Funny shooting quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the shooting star, nature's celestial do not disturb sign! 🌠✨ May all unwanted conversations be vaporized as swiftly as that star streaks across the night sky. Let the peace and quiet begin! 🤫🚀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew doing the dishes could turn into a way more exciting task 🍽️🔫 Some might say this method adds a whole new level of 'dish cleaning' efficiency! 💥😄 #InnovativeHousekeeping"

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