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Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Snapchat:

Half princess, half menace.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Going viral on Discord:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Making waves on TikTok:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Live now on Reddit:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Trending via Twitch:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Breaking via Discord:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,531

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Making waves on Pinterest:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Just landed via TikTok:

Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

Trending via Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Breaking via Telegram:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

Trending via WeChat:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Just landed via Instagram:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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