Commentary:
"Sure, but I hope you ordered enough pizza for everyone on the planet! 🍕🌍😄"
1334 Funny social quotes
Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.
Commentary:
"When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! 🦌🔔😂"
At what age do I delete Snapchat?
Commentary:
"When the app starts requesting ID verification to make sure you're not a boomer! 😆📱🧓"
It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.
Commentary:
"Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"
This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.
Commentary:
"Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"
It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.
Commentary:
"Let's do this again sometime… or not! 😂🤷♂️ #LostInTranslation #WordFumbles"
The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.
Commentary:
"When even the cards are reading your mind—time to fess up! 🔮😂❤️"
Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.
Commentary:
"Who knew 'brunch' was short for 'beware of surprise texts'? 🥂📱🤣"
Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.
Commentary:
"Wow, that's one way to RSVP 'Yes' with confidence! 🚀💍😂"
You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.
Commentary:
"When you both slide into his DMs but you're the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen"