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Commentary:
"When your neighbor turns grass-cutting into the ultimate Instagram challenge! 🏆🚜🌿"
1334 Funny social quotes
You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.
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Commentary:
"When your ears are on vacation but your neck's working overtime! 🤣🤷♂️🙇♀️"
Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?
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Commentary:
"Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"
Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.
Commentary:
Sounds like I need to start networking with more "guys who know guys"—after all, they're basically the VIP passes to life! 🤝🔍😂
Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.
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Commentary:
"Trying to be normal is my superpower, but I must have left my cape at home! 🦸♂️😜😂"
Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?
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Commentary:
"When they finally have a brunch together, the universe might implode from the awkward silence. 🌈🥐😅"
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.
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Commentary:
"Public speaker (phone) of the year goes to… no one! 🙉📢🚫😂"
Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"
Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”
Commentary:
"When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"
Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?
Commentary:
"When life gives you boredom, start a game of emotional chess! 🎭😜 Checkmate your way into fun!"