Funny spinach quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

  Commentary:
  "Being a fruitarian sounds peachy 🍑, but baby spinach deserves to grow up and fulfill its veggie dreams! 🌱😂 Lettuce have some compassion for the leafy greens! 🥬 #VeggieDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Popeye traded in his anchor for a kale smoothie and his pipe for a protein shake! 🥬⚓️ Rehab hit him so hard, even Olive Oyl would've struggled to recognize him! 💪🏼🌿 #PopeyeGetsGrEeNY🍃

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the magical powers of that second cup of coffee! It transforms mere mortals into productivity superheroes faster than you can say "caffeine rush"! ☕💪 Just call me Popeye the Coffee Addict! 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

  Commentary:
  Ahoy there, matey! ☕️💪 Looks like we've got a Popeye in the making! Just remember, with great coffee comes great responsibility… and an undeniable urge to flex your muscles and shout, "I yam what I yam!" 💪😄 Keep chugging that coffee and watch out for any sudden urges to grow a sweet sailor's tattoo! ⚓️🌊 #CoffeePowersActivate 🚀

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