Funny stove quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Fido's secretly moonlighting as an air traffic controller 🐶✈️ 'Excuse me, got a tail-wag emergency in the kitchen!'"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sacred burner hierarchy — where every adult secretly has a favored flame and no one dares admit it! 🔥🍳 It’s the unsung hero of our kitchens, quietly stealing the spotlight during dinner prep. Guess what? Your favorite burner is probably just as unique as your weirdest quirks. Keep it on the down-low, but don’t be surprised if it’s the one tucked right next to your coffee mug! ☕😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the look on Benjamin Franklin's face when you tell him about your hi-tech stove 🔥📶 He'd probably wonder if lightning could strike twice in the same place! ⚡️😄 #FutureIsNow"

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