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Funny stretch quotes

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025