Funny strip club quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Going to the strip club and sighing until one of the dancers asks me what's wrong. Apparently, my sad face is not a hit on the stage 🤷‍♂️. Maybe I should stick to being a professional wallflower 🌸💃 #SadButFabulous"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the nostalgic longing for those spooky nights at the strip club with The Weeknd's eerie tunes 🌙💃🎶! It's like reminiscing about that unique hybrid of chills and thrills you never knew you'd miss so dearly. Who would've thought haunted strip club music could hold such a special place in our hearts? 😂✨ #SpookyStrippers

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