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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Trending via TikTok:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Trending via Pinterest:

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

Going viral on YouTube:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Spotted on Messenger:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Going viral on Facebook:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

72 shares on Messenger this month:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

61 shares on Threads this month:

Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

58 shares on Threads this month:

That fight could’ve been an email.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

59 shares on WeChat this month:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

97 shares on WeChat this month:

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

13 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,573

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via X:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Just landed via X:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Breaking via Discord:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Live now on X:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Spotted on Messenger:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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