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Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

Making waves on WeChat:

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

Trending via Facebook:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Shared recently on X:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Live now on Messenger:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Going bananas on YouTube:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Seen just now on WeChat:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

37 shares on X this month:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

87 shares on X this month:

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

86 shares on Twitch this month:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

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15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,321

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Live now on Discord:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Spotted on Snapchat:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Making waves on Threads:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Seen just now on Discord:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Just landed via X:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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