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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.
1 month ago
Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?
3 months ago
A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.
3 months ago