Funny trial quotes

• Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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• Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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• Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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• Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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• Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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• Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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• He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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