Funny van quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

  Commentary:
  "Running is my form of therapy – either fleeing my responsibilities or chasing after happiness in the form of ice cream cones! 🏃‍♂️🍦#LifeMotto"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, took a wrong turn at Scooby-Doo and ended up in reality instead! 👻🐶 At least there are fewer ghosts but boy, do those mysteries at work sure keep me on my toes! 🔍😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a sports car when you can charm everyone with a sweet and chilly treat? 🍦😎 Your ice cream van is the real MVP in the world of vehicles! #CoolRides"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma of pondering the true purpose of music – whether it's for soothing the soul or fueling those epic gym workouts 🎸💪! Perhaps Van Halen's music was just the secret sauce for summoning inner strength and hitting that next rep like a rockstar! 🤘🎶 #RockYourWeights

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