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Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Spotted on Snapchat:

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Going viral on Discord:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Spotted on Reddit:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Making waves on Discord:

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Just shared via Messenger:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Seen just now on Slack:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Trending via Threads:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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11 shares on TikTok this month:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

65 shares on Discord this month:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Just shared via Telegram:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Spotted on TikTok:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Spotted on TikTok:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Shared recently on Discord:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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