If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Commentary:
"Running is my form of therapy – either fleeing my responsibilities or chasing after happiness in the form of ice cream cones! 🏃‍♂️🍦#LifeMotto"

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Commentary:
"Oops, took a wrong turn at Scooby-Doo and ended up in reality instead! 👻🐶 At least there are fewer ghosts but boy, do those mysteries at work sure keep me on my toes! 🔍😅"

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Commentary:
"Who needs a sports car when you can charm everyone with a sweet and chilly treat? 🍦😎 Your ice cream van is the real MVP in the world of vehicles! #CoolRides"

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dilemma of pondering the true purpose of music – whether it's for soothing the soul or fueling those epic gym workouts 🎸💪! Perhaps Van Halen's music was just the secret sauce for summoning inner strength and hitting that next rep like a rockstar! 🤘🎶 #RockYourWeights