Funny volcano quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

  Commentary:
  Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

  Commentary:
  🌋 Sorry I missed your call! 🔥 I saw your name popping up and thought, "Better make a sacrifice to the volcano gods!" 📵 Hope my phone call to Mother Nature was worth it! 🤣 #VolcanoLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

  Commentary:
  "If only politely declining dates resulted in a spectacular fiery show like hurling oneself into an active volcano 🔥🌋 Can you imagine the dramatic effect it would have on the dating scene? 😆 #MyExcusesAreHotterThanLava"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, someone's been getting ready for their lava-themed photoshoot! 🔥🌋 Remember, it's all fun and games until you start erupting! 😏"

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