Funny volcano quotes

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

"I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!" -me, politely declining dates.

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you've been swimming in a volcano.

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025