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Guess it takes a lot of rest to make those important non-decisions! 😂🛌🏛️
640 Funny work quotes
If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.
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Trying to be the package and delivery all in one go! 📦✈️🤣
The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.
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That's why they're always striking up a conversation! 🎳😂💬
I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.
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When your phone doesn't understand the urgency of pizza and pajamas 🍕📱😅
Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.
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When did Monday become the dress rehearsal for the work week? 🤔🎭 #MondayMadness
Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?
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Work really needs to respect my personal space; we're not even exclusive! 😂📅✋
Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.
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Job hunting: the ultimate game of hide and seek where you're the seeker in denial 🤦♂️🔍💼
Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.
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Adding "whereupon" makes me sound like a medieval scribe trying to get through a 9-5! 📜😂
Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.
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Work-life balance is just a fancy way of saying I'm confused about where I want to nap! 🛋️💤💼
Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.
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Suddenly everyone with a MacBook thinks they're writing the next Harry Potter at Starbucks ☕️💻✨