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Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,614

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

Trending via Messenger:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Shared recently on Discord:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Going viral on Snapchat:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Going viral on Reddit:

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

Going viral on Instagram:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on X this month:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

41 shares on Threads this month:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

70 shares on Threads this month:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

26 shares on X this month:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

91 shares on Reddit this month:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

58 shares on X this month:

Being strange is exhausting.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,508

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Making waves on Reddit:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Just landed via Facebook:

If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

Seen just now on Discord:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

Just shared via Twitch:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Spotted on Threads:

Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Breaking via Twitch:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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