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Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Life is weird and then you die.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Shared recently on Slack:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Shared recently on Twitch:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

Shared recently on YouTube:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Just landed via Slack:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Making waves on Twitch:

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

Trending via Telegram:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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15 shares on Discord this month:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

19 shares on Slack this month:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

66 shares on X this month:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Reddit:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Making waves on Twitch:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Making waves on Discord:

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Seen just now on X:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Trending via Discord:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

Breaking via Snapchat:

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Seen just now on Telegram:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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