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Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

Going viral on WeChat:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Just landed via Twitch:

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Going viral on TikTok:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

Making waves on Threads:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Going viral on TikTok:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Breaking via X:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

23 shares on Twitch this month:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,434

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Live now on Reddit:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Trending via Messenger:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

Making waves on Slack:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Shared recently on Instagram:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Trending via Twitch:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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