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  • FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.
  • When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.
  • A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.
  • Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
  • Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.
  • Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.