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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.